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Koach

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  1. Yet another blonde joke

    This was forwarded to me by Elusive Butterfly. Thanks EB! A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes." A few hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. "Yes," the blond replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip "Thank you," the blond said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
  2. Happy Birthday Casa! Enjoy this pizza at your own risk
  3. Wall mural

    He is really talented. I like the top carving that looks like the inside of a shell that has a spiral shape.
  4. Wall mural

    I agree, they are very good. If you have any pictures of his sculptures, I'd love to see them too. lol, did you tell him he now has a following in the US?
  5. You live in a very interesting, and beautiful part of the world.
  6. Thanks Nan, they are very interesting pictures.
  7. Man on toilet

    lol
  8. Man on toilet

    Another one ElusiveButterfly sent me lol
  9. The USS CODFISH

    I love bob newhart lol
  10. No reason!

    I liked win7, but I like win 10 much better.
  11. We have added another trivia game, SuperTrivia v5.1 Please join #SuperTrivia to play. We feel this is a huge upgrade over our old Trivia. Below is a list of commands. I have not yet tested all the commands to make sure they work correctly, so please leave a message here if you find any bugs. Thanks and Happy Playing! Room commands Besides normal answering, players can use commands in the room. Below you can see the list. Notice the !hint and !!hint commands are gone (my personal choice for preventing people go !!hint to soon). !st start <mode>* Starts the trivia. <mode> can be left blank or team for a team game. !st stop* Trivia is stopped !stats Gives the stats of the user in CTCPREPLY (only visible for the nick that enters the command) !rank Shows the rank of the nick that enters the command !wins Shows the points of the nick that enters the command !hof Shows the hall of fame (points) !hof <number> Shows the hall of fame from rank <number> !hof me Shows the hall of fame from rank – 1 to rank + 1 of the nick that enters the command !hoffast <parm> Shows the hall of fame of fastest times. <parm> can be the same as with !hof !hofcpm <parm> Shows the hall of fame of character per minutes values. <parm> can be the same as with !hof !hofrow <parm> Shows the hall of fame of longest streaks. <parm> can be the same as with !hof !repeat Shows the last question that was asked (only when a question is active). !vowels Shows vowels in the answer !last Shows last character of the answer !version Shows version of trivia script !st resetscores* Resets all scores. Team game commands: !st start team* Starts a team game. !setteam <nr> <name>* Adds team number <nr> with name <name> !team <nr> or !join <nr> Makes nick member of team number <nr> (reply in CTCPREPLY) !teams Shows current teams !teams <nr> Shows members of team number <nr> !hof Shows teams standings Like This Quote MultiQuote Edit
  12. Dead fly

    LOL, i never thought about that. But, i want to point out the level of skill to kill him with only breaking one leg off. Maybe his buddies will think he's just sleeping, and leave me alone <innocent smile>
  13. Dead fly

    I hunted this sucker for two days. R.I.P. Fly lol
  14. Congratulations Dawn aka Chirp

    Welcome Home! Hope you are back to normal soon.
  15. Holilday Greetings

    Merry Christmas from Colorado too!
  16. Congratulations Dawn aka Chirp

    Pics here too, please lol I am not surprised they want to keep you in the hospital. That's not a minor surgery.
  17. Dinner tonight

    Made pot roast tonight. Isn't that beautiful? yum lol
  18. hahaHAHa!

    That's a good way to end, with a period lol.
  19. Congratulations Dawn aka Chirp

    Congratulations from me too! Was she born a little earlier than expected?
  20. reading room

    LOL that's very funny
  21. California Auto Bill

    That's pretty interesting. You make some good points too, Chirp. In 23 years the technology will certainly be good enough to do that. I suppose it's possible that there may be solar cells efficient enough to provide enough electricity to charge the batteries. But, otherwise, I don't know where the power will come from. It will be interesting to see how the bill progresses.
  22. The Rooster

    LOL that's funny!
  23. No reason!

    With the shape the navy is in, they'd be lucky not to blow themselves up lol
  24. How to amuse a blonde

    LOL, I'm sorry. But, i know you'll find other sources of amusement.
  25. The Glass House of the NFL

    That's a good article, I see the writer's name, but where was it published? I agree with all the points he made. When I ask someone who supports the kneeling what they are protesting, the answer is always "social injustice." But, when I push for a more exact answer, they don't have one. So, they are protesting over a slogan. I thought I would really miss watching NFL games, but once I decided to boycott games, I realized there were a lot better things to spend my time doing, things I enjoyed more. For example, throwing the football around with Dustin, or playing my guitar by myself, or with Dustin, or cleaning the house (which it really needs, and I learned I didn't really mind doing it lol). Once the Broncos stopped the kneeling, and I started watching them again, i didn't miss not watching the other games. And, i often forget about Monday and Thursday Night Football entirely. I have a lot of fun playing Fantasy football, and I don't have to watch any of the games to do that. So, Goodell, and the spoiled brat millionaire players, really have hurt the league by refusing to take a stand, and I am happy to be watching fewer football games.