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Tony_Linguini

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  1. Had to reinstall and lost the automatic nickserv and going directly to workshop. It seems like I got it in settings, but I always have to IDENTIFY. Also how to get directly to workshop would be helpful Thanks in advance

  2. Welcome to the psychiatric hotline
    If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
    If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
    If you have multiple personalities,  please press 3, 4,5 and 6
    If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so please stay on the line so we can trace the call
    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press
    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer
    If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random
    If you are phobic, don't press anything
    If you are anal-retentive, please hold
     

  3.  "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

     "OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

     "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

     "OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
     
     "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by...  the doctor instead of by the police.

     "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

     "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
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