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  1. Here are a few photos of kittily kat.  kittily is a rescue cat.  he was dump off at a feral cat colony and the other cats were beating him up.  He spent the winter outside before he was brought here to live.  I've had him almost a year now and he's adapted quite well.  All three get along great now and missy is alpha cat of course, she keeps the boys in line ^_^

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  2. Blond

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

     

    In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

     

    The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

     

    Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

  3. Drunk

    A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

     

    "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

     

    "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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