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  2. Tough Bikers

    in Jokes

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    A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

     

    Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

     

    The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

  3. Doctors and mechanics

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    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

     

    The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

     

    The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

     

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

    "Try doing it with the engine running."

  4. Auto use GHOST

    in Scripting Tips and Tricks

    Posted

    I am not much of an expert with mirc, so if anyone can do this better or more eloquently, please do :)

     

    Right now, I am using this:

     

    When I connect, i start a timer in case I am not actually able to get my nick.

     

    Of course, put your registered nick whereever you see Koach.

    /timer5 0 30 /nick Koach

     

    Then, if i get the notice that my nick is in use, I use this to get my nick back and turn the timer off.

     

    raw 433:*: {
 /ns ghost $2 my-nick-pass
 /nick $2
 /timer5 off
}

     

    Is there a better way?

     

    Edited by Koach Jan 21, 2012

  14. Who is the best doctor?

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    An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."

    A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."

    A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."

    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

  20. Candidate Match Game

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    lol, so you and reclaimer agree on candidates.

     

    I took the test twice, the first time answering the questions as truthfully as I actually felt.

    The results were 1st) Bachman, 2nd) Gingrich, and 3rd, Perry.

     

    The second time, 1st) Bachman, 2nd) Perry, 3rd Gingrich

     

    Interestingly, Romney scored very low in both my tests. Even Obama scored better :(

  22. 15 Things You Didn't (Or Did) Know About The Human Body

    in Life Related

    Posted

    Very interesting list.

     

    I learned (and forgot) a lot of this in Anatomy and Human Physiology courses at Colorado University.

     

    But, I don't remember this one:

    Similar to finger prints, everyone's tongue has a unique tongue print

    Just wait, soon, when they book criminals, they'll say, "put your tongue on this ink pad and then put it here."

     

    Also, I have to disagree with this one:

    The nose can remember 50,000 scents

    To the best of my knowledge, the nose doesn't remember anything, the brain does the remembering lol

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