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Koach

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  1. Thanks to ElusiveButterfly for this one :)

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    Church Squirrels 

     The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.  

    After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

     

    At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.  The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves.  The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

     

    The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures.  So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church.  Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

     

    But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy!  They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church.  Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

     

    Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue.  They took the first squirrel and circumcised him.  They haven't seen a squirrel since.


  2. I took this today as I was driving home. The community in the distance is where I live. That's a firehouse near the entrance to the community.  It really looked to me like the beginning of a tornado, but it eventually just went away. 

     

    weird-cloud.jpg


  3. My 20 year old cat died peacefully in his sleep this morning. He was on my lap and never seemed to feel anything, at least nothing I could detect. I have had a lot of cats in my life but Gizmo was, by far, my favorite. Now he's playing with his sons (Whitey and Curley) in kitty heaven.

    Poor Panda (PK) is very sad. She keeps walking around the house meowing and sniffing the kitty carrier I used to take Gizmo's remains to the vet for cremation.

    R.I.P Gizmo

    Gizmo a few months ago:

    gizmo-almost-20.jpg

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