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Kan Mij Iemand van de Staff even de Twee Bots Resetten !!!!! Verkeerde Code of Commando Toegevoegd !!!!! Groetjes John
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No idea Smiley, it's been a family story for some years (the family come from a long line of archdeacons and the like) and always the quote was as posted
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According to Matthew, the quote was Jesus shouted in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which is translated, "My God, my God, for what have you forsaken me?"--nothing about father and son in the passage,
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Half of them would be great one liners if a stand-up comic used them in his act. If this were not designed to be funny, then I doubt they will survive without a brain part long enough to be president.
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Hoi Koach ik heb in mij Room wat Verkeerd gedaan
Ik kan mij niet meer Indetifiederen en d´r JoJo ook niet !!!!!
Trees dat is Inorde ik heb ergens een Commando ingegeven
maar ik moest de 8 Belangrijke Updates Monteren dus Vergeten het Commando
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/msg NickServ SET PASSWORD eigenaar
maar ik krijg gene toegang meer !!!!!
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Reading some of those Q and A's again, reminds me of a true story -- a Religious Studies question in a school exam was Q. "Who said 'Eli Eli Eli, my son" ? One young boy responded with his answer A. "Eli's father" The boy got a detention for being a smartypants however even as a grown adult, he never ever found out exactly who did say "Eli Eli Eli, my son"
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August 18th 2018: There Will Come Gentle Rains" by Ray Bradbury
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Please join us for our next chat in #readers_corner at 8:30 P.M. (EDST) August 18th, 2018 -- 00:30 A.M. (GMT) August 19th -- for a discussion of "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury. This rather short tale dates to 1950 at the beginning of the "let's all build a bomb shelter" frenzy in America. Bradbury borrowed several memes of the era as well as some optimistic views of the development of the networked house. When it was originally written the story was supposed to take place in 1985, in that year the story was revised to have it take place in 2026. Other than that solitary edit, the story seems to have survived the passage of time. I think you will enjoy the story and that it will lead to a spirited chat. The story is available on line at: http://www.btboces.org/Downloads/7_There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury.pdf The #Readers_Corner is available at Koach.com Webchat: http://koach.com/chatlogin.php?chan=readers_corner mIRC Users: /server -m chat3.koach.com:6667 -j #readers_corner I hope to see you all at our chat. Don't forget to bring a friend. -
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Vandaag & Morgen Rustig Boodschappen Weertje !!!!!
Woensdag de 27 ° Celsius en de Donderdag de 30 ° Celsius.
Vrijdag de 23 ° Celsius en Weer Weer de 27 ° Celsius !!!!!
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lol, yes I agree, even if they are not from SAT tests, they are funny
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Some of those answers are very clever and quite amusing
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No Smiley, the cargo cult thing is pretty much worn out in PNG, however in Vanuatu on the island of Tanna there is a huge village that still believes in cargo cult and they worship a man called John Frum (which is thought to be John from .....) who gave them some gifts many many years ago and said he'd be back. It's actually a really interesting village and I've spent time there with the Chief as one of our waitresses came from the village and we were invited to visit.
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Yeah, I'm not too sure it's true, but it was funny enough to post
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Half of them would be great one liners if a stand-up comic used them in his act. If this were not designed to be funny, then I doubt they will survive without a brain part long enough to be president.
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I like all of them but that Beach I'd like to live there
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The following questions and answers were collated from SAT tests given in California to 16 year old students — one of these kids may be President someday. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized (e.g. abdomen)? A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does “varicose” mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”. A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Q: What does the word “benign” mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Q: What is a turbine? A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Share this with your friends and family What do you think ?
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Please join us for our next chat in #readers_corner at 8:30 P.M. (EDST) August 11th -- 00:30 A.M. (GMT) August 12th -- for a discussion of "By Echo Light" by Tim Powers. Powers is an award winning, prolific author of "speculative fiction" and horror tales. This story, written in 2017, is set in the strange world of Power's novel "Alternate Routes"; the story is, however, quite capable of standing "on its own". It is a strange story to categorize, but I venture that it most nearly fits in the genre' of ghost story. Stormy suggested that we discuss this story, and after reading it I agree that it is one we will enjoy discussing in #readers_corner. The story is a relatively short one and an easy read, and I believe you will enjoy it. It is available from the Baen Books web site at: https://www.baen.com/by-echo-light Meeting Place: #Readers_Corner Webchat: http://koach.com/chatlogin.php?chan=readers_corner mIRC Users: /server -m chat3.koach.com:6667 -j #readers_corner Following the test of the story on the web site above, there is a brief bio of the author. You might spend a moment or two reading it to get some insight into his personality. I hope to see you all at our chat. Don't forget to bring a friend.
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Did you take them a gift of spam when you visited. New Guinea and environs used to be big on Cargo Cult stuff. It looks lovely there.
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One of the very few times that I'm actually sad that I'm deaf. I'm happy he enjoyed it and I hope he continues to work at it so he can support us in our old age . . .oh wait, it's too late I'm already OLD :😢
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