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Two guys on a photo safari in South Africa far from their vehicle or shelter with no means of protection.

All of a sudden they realise that a lioness has crept up behind them unexpectedly and that they are in grave danger of being attacked.

One of them immediately bends down, whips off his safari boots and dons his trainers.

The other says to him "Are you crazy?

That's just a waste of time - you'll never outrun a lion." The other replies "I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you...."

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