Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5 - iron , standing over a lifeless man..... The detective asks , " Madam , is that your husband ? "
" Yes " , says the woman .
" Did you hit him with that golf club ? "
" Yes , yes I did . " The woman begins to sob , drops the club , and puts her hands on her face .
" How many times did you hit him ? "
" I don't know , put me down for a five ! "