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Stormy

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  1. Stormy

    The stolen car

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    Newly Weds

    LOL
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    Driving MsNan

    Sweet ride fo sho
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    Gizmo going on 20

    He's thinking about how he's gonna pay you back.
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    A few funnies

    I rather liked "Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests."
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    My new look

    Congratulations on surviving :)
  7. For what it's worth, Smiley, Ghost Flotilla is an excellent read, thanks for reminding me, been a year or so since I read that.
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    281.JPG

    Je hebt een paar hele mooie foto's, John
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    281.JPG

    That really looks relaxing John Thaty ziet er echt ontspannend uit John
  10. The following questions and answers were collated from SAT tests given in California to 16 year old students — one of these kids may be President someday. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized (e.g. abdomen)? A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does “varicose” mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”. A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Q: What does the word “benign” mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Q: What is a turbine? A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Share this with your friends and family What do you think ?
  11. Yeah, I'm not too sure it's true, but it was funny enough to post
  12. Stormy

    A few photos from my recent trip

    I like all of them but that Beach I'd like to live there
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    My grandson's rock band

    One of the very few times that I'm actually sad that I'm deaf. I'm happy he enjoyed it and I hope he continues to work at it so he can support us in our old age . . .oh wait, it's too late I'm already OLD :😢
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    Nan, is this your Boxer.

    boxer.mp4
  15. Stormy

    A Visual Pun

    Jolly good eh wot?
  16. Steps to Registering a name. 1] To register your nickname type: /ns register your_password your-email Make sure to use a valid email, so nickserv can send your password if you forget it. (make sure you are using the name you want to register. 2] If you're told to identify your nickname with nickserv type: /identify your_password. Steps to Registering a Channel. 3] To register a channel, you must be in the channel you wish to register and you must be +o, not +q or any other level. Are you in that channel? If not join it by typing /join channel_name. 4] OK, now type this: /cs register #your-Channel-name your-password description [this is just something about what the Channel is to be used for and is not really needed. Steps to Adding a service bot to your registered channel. 5] To add a service bot, first you must decide which bot you want: Type /bs botlist and it will show you a list in your status window. 6] When you decide which one: this can be typed in any screen: /bs assign #Roomname Bot_Name 7] After it's in the Channel you'll want to add some commands. One I highly recommend are Fantasia. To set Fantasia type /bs set #Room_Name fantasy ON . 8] BOTSERV commands are here 10] Info on using ACCESS to set levels is here , a channel and adding a service Bot to the channel
  17. Stormy

    R.I.P. Casper

    Sorry to see that
  18. Saturday Evening Post maybe?
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    Yet another blonde joke

    LOL
  20. Stormy

    Wall mural

    His paintings are excellently done, his carvings? Even more so. Thanks for sharing these.
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    Wall mural

    Those are quite good. Thanks for sharing Nan.
  22. This picture looks like lave bombs in a few places.
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    New! SuperTrivia 5.1

    Try setting the "Styles" tab as below. Let me know if that works, if not, I'll check a few more things from my setup.
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    Dead fly

    Yuuge fly
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    reading room

    ROFL
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