Stormy Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?", he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. So I say, "This is the worst day of my life, I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I got to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I have no theft insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home, I found my wife in bed with another man, then my dog bit me." "So I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, put a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! "But enough about me, how's your day going?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Any story worth telling is worth telling twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted January 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 At least that many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casa Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 LOL , translated it and told it to my wife . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Administrators Koach Posted January 17, 2016 Administrators Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 lol very funny, and if that is a repeat of the joke, I can't remember it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted January 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I somehow posted it twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 That's Ok mr Wilson. Dennis says we all are human! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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