Administrators Nan Posted November 20, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner. Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.' The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish,30, struck by lightning.' 'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector 'Thought he was having his picture taken.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted November 20, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 lol, say cheese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 And may you live in interesting times, Paddy, me boyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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