Henry Posted April 19, 2013 Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on." St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted April 19, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 LOL good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 LOL, smart cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted April 20, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 LOL cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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