Henry Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out. The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped. The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace." The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV_Tech Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted March 16, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 LOL, that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 One less Lawyer, I'd say that's a fair start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted March 17, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted March 17, 2013 LOL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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