Stormy Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?" "Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Aunt Carol sounds like my kind of gal, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted January 15, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 LOL, that's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted January 15, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 ROFL !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engines Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Clever one Stormy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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