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Golf and funeral


Henry

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

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lol henry :P

 

this one reminds me of my aunt and uncle one xmas. my aunt asked him what he was getting her that year. my uncle gave some thought for a few minutes and said "nothing, you didn't use what I bought for you last year!" Puzzled my aunt asked what he bought her last year that she hadn't used. His reply was "a burial plot!!". I hit the floor laughing :D:P

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