Report 50 WAYS TO BEAT CORONA in Jokes Posted April 13, 2020 50 WAYS TO BEAT CORONA Don't hop on the bus, Gus Stay away from the pack, Jack Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve To keep virus free Stop touching your face, Grace Stay back at 6 feet, Pete Keep washing your hands, Stan And heed the CDC Don't visit your Gran, Jan Wipe down every toy, Roy Don’t hoard all the food, Dude Just buy sensibly Use some Purell, Mel Keep wipes close at hand, Man Don't listen to John, Don - You need no more TP. This isn't Spring Break, Jake. Stay home if you're sick, ****. <censored> Short for Richard. Follow the rules, Fools. And stay virus free.
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50 WAYS TO BEAT CORONA
Don't hop on the bus, Gus
Stay away from the pack, Jack
Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve
To keep virus free
Stop touching your face, Grace
Stay back at 6 feet, Pete
Keep washing your hands, Stan
And heed the CDC
Don't visit your Gran, Jan
Wipe down every toy, Roy
Don’t hoard all the food, Dude
Just buy sensibly
Use some Purell, Mel
Keep wipes close at hand, Man
Don't listen to John, Don -
You need no more TP.
This isn't Spring Break, Jake.
Stay home if you're sick, ****. <censored> Short for Richard.
Follow the rules, Fools.
And stay virus free.