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A difference in Government


Stormy

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California 

 

 

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature

trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then

bites the Governor.

 

The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi"

and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what

is natural.

 

He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills

the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

 

He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the

State $200 testing it for diseases.

 

The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for

diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

 

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game

conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of

dangerous animals.

 

The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote

awareness program" for residents of the area.

 

The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat

rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the

world.

 

The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.

The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with

additional special training re the nature of coyotes.

 

PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit

against the state.

 

 

 

TEXAS

 

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A

coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

 

The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps

jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point

cartridge.

 

The buzzards eat the dead coyote. 

 

 

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas isn't.

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