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  1. There was a student who wanted to attend a well known and respected university.

     

    He was smart enough to get through the written test, and was to appear for a personal interview.

     

    As the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be very bright since he could answer all the questions correctly.

     

    The interviewer finally got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

     

    "Tell me your choice;" said he to the boy, "I shall either ask you ten more easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

     

    The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."

     

    "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the interviewer.

     

    "Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

     

    The boy was jolted at first but he waited for a while and finally said: "It's the DAY, sir."

     

    "Why do you say that", the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)

     

    "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

     

    Admission for the course was thus secured.

  2. Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

     

    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

     

    One evening at an investment seminar he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

    Her beauty took his breath away.

     

  3. I usually use extra virgin olive oil for the salad oil. But, wouldn't using a vinaigrette replace the salad oil and apple cider vinegar?

     

    I had to look up to see exactly what was in a vinaigrette, since I had never really paid attention to that when I used on a tossed salad.

    I see that there are lot's of ways to make it, and lots of different flavors.

     

    What kind of vinaigrette would you use, Endaeias?

  4. Maurice, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor for his physical.

     

    A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

     

    A couple of days later, the doctor saw Maurice with a different beautiful young lady on his arm.

     

    So, the doctor went up to Maurice and said,

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