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  1. The Old Man and the Sea

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    A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling their adventures on the seas. The seaman sees that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

     

    The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off".

     

    "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?

     

    "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off."

     

    "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?

     

    "A seagull dropping fell into my eye", replied the pirate.

     

    "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.

     

    "Well..." said the pirate, "That was my first day with the hook."

  11. My poor car

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    Someone hit my 350Z today and didn't bother to leave their name. I was parked at the grocery store. I guess that will teach me to get food.

     

    This is the best picture I can get in the garage, but you'll get the idea :(

    dent350z.jpg

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