Tony_Linguini Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Welcome to the psychiatric hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4,5 and 6 If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so please stay on the line so we can trace the call If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random If you are phobic, don't press anything If you are anal-retentive, please hold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 3, 4, 5, 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted September 12, 2017 Administrators Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 LOL !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted September 12, 2017 Administrators Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 /me stays on the line, waiting not so patiently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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