Fence Sitter?

[Stormy]

This is straightforward country thinking.

 

by Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

Which side of the fence are you on??  

 

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! 

  

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. 

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 

 

 

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. 

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. 

  

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. 

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. 

  

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. 

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. 

  

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. 

A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. 

  

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. 

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. 

  

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. 

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. 

  

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. 

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."

[Koach]

lol no doubt in my mind what I am. Thanks for sharing, fellow republican.