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Chirp

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    -Chasing Reclaimer's Ass back to Canada!
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    Being the best Homemaker and mother I can be. I am interested in genealogy and I am working with my sister to find the resting places of our ancestors. I devote a lot of my time to this. Hopefully when I can get my eyes fixed I can do more!

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  1. When my President lied to me and claimed four Americans were murdered because of a video insulting Muslims...I didn't take a knee. When my President shipped pallets of cash to my sworn enemy...I didn't take a knee. When my President failed to identify Muslims as a terrorists and Islam as an enemy of the state...I didn't take a knee. When my President defended a thug who bum-rushed law enforcement...I didn't take a knee. When my President lied to me and said I could keep my doctors and my premiums would go down...I didn't take a knee. When my President sat by passively and enabled ISIS to emerge as a stronger force dedicated to spreading Islamic ideals and continue to murder women and children with chemical gas...I didn't take a knee. While my President identified the weather as the greatest threat to Americas safety while Muslims worldwide are murdering innocent people...I didn't take a knee. When my President chastised law enforcement for their actions but ignored the violence in our streets...I didn't take a knee. While my President insistence that pacifism and reforms in numerous areas of the globe would bring peace but instead led to strengthening of those who seek to destroy us...I didn't take a knee. In all that I never disrespected our Country, our arm forces and Veterans, or our Nation. I remained vigilant. When I got a new President that was when I took a knee then, to THANK GOD!...I didn't write this but this sums up how important to the American People, this Country and the World the TRUMP Presidency is...Open your mind and see the truth. ....... Donald Trump Is My President and I stand with pride for my Country my Flag the National Anthem and all the service men and woman then and now. I cannot take credit for this wonderfully written post, I copied it. If you agree please share or copy and paste.
  2. How to ID a Modern Fighter Pilot Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you. Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot. Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?" A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down. What is Work? The C.O.'s Morning Briefing: The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?' The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? With out hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, "Sir, it absolutely has to be 100% pleasure." The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, Sir, began the Private First Class, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." RHIP * During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is." * Rank Has Its Privileges
  3. Good old hef

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  5. Stupid is ----------

    ------- not checking with a hospital where your son is scheduled to have surgery and confirm the dates before you go. 10th dummy not the 9th. Can we say Columbus day? I blame Koach for not warning me!
  6. What A Wonderful World

    I woke up this morning with my father on my mind again. I walked into my boys room about 5AM and stood and watched them sleep. I miss my husband and wish he could be here to see this baby being born. It is count my blessings time again.
  7. Got Milk?

  8. Old is when ...

    The Bellamy Brothers Lyrics "Old Hippie" He turned thirty-five last Sunday In his hair he found some gray But he still ain't changed his lifestyle He likes it better the old way So he grows a little garden in the back yard by the fence He's consuming what he's growing nowadays in self defense He get's out there in the twilight zone Sometimes when it just don't make no sense He gets off on country music Cause disco left him cold He's got young friends into new wave But he's just too friggin' old And he dreams at night of Woodstock and the day John Lennon died How the music made him happy and the silence made him cry Yeah he thinks of John sometimes And he has to wonder why [Chorus:] He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do Should he hang on to the old Should he grab on to the new He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust He ain't trying to change nobody He's just trying real hard to adjust He was sure back in the sixties that everyone was hip Then they sent him off to Vietnam on his senior trip And they forced him to become a man while he was still a boy And in each wave of tragedy he waited for the joy Now this world may change around him But he just can't change no more [Chorus] Well, he stays away a lot now from the parties and the clubs And he's thinking while he's joggin' 'round Sure is glad he quit the hard drugs Cause him and his kind get more endangered everyday And pretty soon the species will just up and fade away Like the smoke from that torpedo...just up and fade away [Chorus]
  9. Title (required) (Hey i'm a blonde)

    Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. He was admired by his crew and fellow captains. However, there was one thing different about this captain. Every morning he went through a strange ritual. He would lock himself in his captain's quarters and open a small safe. In the safe was an envelope with a piece of paper inside. He would stare at the paper for a minute, and then lock it back up. After, he would go about his daily duties. For years this went on, and his crew became very curious. Was it a treasure map? Was it a letter from a long lost love? Everyone speculated about the contents of the strange envelope. One day the captain died at sea. After laying the captain's body to rest, the first mate led the entire crew into the captains’ quarters. He opened the safe, got the envelope, opened it and... The first mate turned pale and showed the paper to the others. Four words were on the paper, two on two lines: Port Left Starboard Right (I hope everybody gets this? I'm sure the ole swabbie will.)
  10. This is the actual transcript of a radio conversation between a British Navy ship and the Irish Coastguard, off the coast of Kerry: (NOT REALLY) Irish. Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south, to avoid collision British. Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north, to avoid collision Irish. Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south ' to avoid collision. British. This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Irish. Negative. I say again, you will have to divert YOUR course British. THIS IS THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY 3 DESTROYERS, 3 CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT SHIPS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS FLOTILLA. Irish. THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE ....... YOUR CALL!
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  13. Order in the Court !

    I hope there were no blondes in all of that!
  14. How it really works

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